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My dear friend Anne, who between lecturing at UQ Occupational Therapy Dept, studying the stock market and finding funny cards and poems with references to incontinence for me, must rarely have any time to sleep. She has once again has come to the party and supplied the basis of yet another blog. Unfortunately I am unable to tell you where in comes from (apologies to the author) but I think it pretty much says it all!
I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots.  Apparently,
you can’t go alone.  You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I’ve also never been in Cognito.  I hear no one recognises you there.  I
have, however, been in Sane.  They don’t have an airport; you have to be
driven there.  I have made several trips there, thanks to my
family and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not too
much on physical activity any more.
I have also been in Doubt.  That is a sad place to go, and I try not to
visit there too often.  I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very
important to stand firm.
Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there more often as I’m getting
older.  One of my favourite places to be is in Suspense!  It really gets
the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart!  At my age I need all
the stimuli I can get!
But one place I don’t ever want to be is in Continent.
Bat incontinence
PF Exs +Brace +Decaf +Good posture +Bladder and Bowel Positions + Adequate fluid intake = Formula for a dry old age: in Desputable
PS: Special congrats to two gorgeous people – my daughter Katie and the fabulous Dave have announced their engagement. Everyone is very excited!